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BECAUSE
BECAUSE GAY MEN AND LESBIANS
ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN HOUSING AND EMPLOYMENT AND BECAUSE HOW WE
ACT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT WHO WE ARE AND IF WE GET HARASSED IT'S OUR PROBLEM
AND IF WE GET ATTACKED WE PROVOKED IT AND IF WE RAISE OUR VOICES WE`RE
FLAUNTING OURSELVES AND IF WE ENJOY SEX WE`RE PERVERTS AND IF WE HAVE AIDS
WE DESERVE IT AND IF WE MARCH WITH PRIDE WE`RE RECRUITING CHILDREN AND
IF WE WANT OR HAVE CHILDREN WE`RE UNFIT PARENTS AND IF WE STAND UP FOR
OUR RIGHTS WE`RE OVERSTEPPING OUR BOUNDARIES AND BECAUSE WE ARE FORCED
CONSTANTLY TO QUESTION OUR OWN WORTH AS HUMAN BEINGS AND IF WE DON`T HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WE HAVEN`T GIVEN IT A CHANCE
AND IF WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX IT IS NOT RECOGNIZED
AND WE ARE TOLD OUR LOVE IS NOT "REAL" AND IF WE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
WE`RE JUST GOING THROUGH A PHASE AND BECAUSE LESBIAN AND GAY HISTORY IS
VIRTUALLY ABSENT FROM LITERATURE AND BECAUSE HOMOPHOBIA IS SANCTIONED BY
THE SUPREME COURT AND...FOR LOTS AND LOTS OF OTHER REASONS,
I AM PART OF THE LESBIAN AND
GAY CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT
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